Friday night lights
Do you have senior moments yet? I do boy howdy, this morning I did a fine job conditioning my face before I realized it's supposed to be on my hair. It felt great and if I didn't live in mortal fear of the zit, I think I might've gone with it.
Ever go in a club and think where everybody at? Well this playa was getting his hair did on Friday night, don't hate. Whilst waiting for the finest haircut $11.95 can buy I realized I had violated one of my oldest and most trusted rules. Always have reading material with you! Especially when you are likely to be waiting. Turns out I'm not the only Friday night success story waiting to pimp my look, and these suitcase pimps got here first. Sitting down I decide to tough it out, here's a coverless mag, looks like maybe People or Style etc. I pick it up and begin to flip through it, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, flip Rascal Flatts, flip Dixie Chicks, flip Kenny Fucking Rogers!!! Why is this style mag so hayseed?! I look down in the lower corner where it says Country Weekly. Prior to this moment I had no idea such a mag existed, and now here I was holding it.
After my erm stylist was done working her magic, I walked over to the bookstore for a look around. New releases by business people everywhere. Not sure who buys these business books From the bunker to the boardroom-how I became CFO of a fortune five-o without missing a tee time by Chip Chazz. I have a feeling the successful business men didn't spend a lot of time reading dull books about business, they were busy making money. Undeterred I press on, here's a Playboy book what's up..oh it's the interviews, pity I've already read the articles over the years, I was finally ready for some pics.
I've finally smartened up and stopped buying every magazine that said how to have rock hard abs on the cover, here's a hint, it involves eating nothing but plain yogurt and doing sit ups til you puke plain yogurt.
Luckily I found my way to the graphic novels and Eastern religion sections soon enough.
Home by 9, livin' the dream, hard as hell like LL.
Ever go in a club and think where everybody at? Well this playa was getting his hair did on Friday night, don't hate. Whilst waiting for the finest haircut $11.95 can buy I realized I had violated one of my oldest and most trusted rules. Always have reading material with you! Especially when you are likely to be waiting. Turns out I'm not the only Friday night success story waiting to pimp my look, and these suitcase pimps got here first. Sitting down I decide to tough it out, here's a coverless mag, looks like maybe People or Style etc. I pick it up and begin to flip through it, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, flip Rascal Flatts, flip Dixie Chicks, flip Kenny Fucking Rogers!!! Why is this style mag so hayseed?! I look down in the lower corner where it says Country Weekly. Prior to this moment I had no idea such a mag existed, and now here I was holding it.
After my erm stylist was done working her magic, I walked over to the bookstore for a look around. New releases by business people everywhere. Not sure who buys these business books From the bunker to the boardroom-how I became CFO of a fortune five-o without missing a tee time by Chip Chazz. I have a feeling the successful business men didn't spend a lot of time reading dull books about business, they were busy making money. Undeterred I press on, here's a Playboy book what's up..oh it's the interviews, pity I've already read the articles over the years, I was finally ready for some pics.
I've finally smartened up and stopped buying every magazine that said how to have rock hard abs on the cover, here's a hint, it involves eating nothing but plain yogurt and doing sit ups til you puke plain yogurt.
Luckily I found my way to the graphic novels and Eastern religion sections soon enough.
Home by 9, livin' the dream, hard as hell like LL.
posted by Robert_M at 9:58 PM
1 Comments:
I don't think its all that bad.
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